aka: Orgies.

I think Cupid shot the arrows that caused Jesus to die on the Cross for the sins that Cupid and his cohort committed.

Happy Valentine’s Day. Remember, Cupid died on the cross for your sins.

There's a great scene in 'The Fearless Vampire Killers' where a housekeeper tries to scare off Alfie Bass with a crucifix. He says, 'Oy, have YOU got the wrong vampire!'

So if vampires are repelled by crucifixions, does that mean that they are allergic to bullshit?

I misread that as Gummer, Which is something entirely different.

'Gammer' is the female equivalent.

Hamfast would qualify in all respects.

More actually, 'gaffer' can refer to any older man, though it is generally used for elderly country men, particularly those who have some special skill or knowledge.

Actually, the Old Gaffer is Samwise Gamgee's father.

There no dark fire here. We're just in from the cold, warming our feet and throwing back some pints. That sounds like Bill Ferny and outlander talk.

I am the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Arnor. The dark fire will not avail you. Go back to the Shadow! You shall not……..PASS!!!

Quite ya old Gaffer.

Tôl acharn!

Potahto!

Potato!

If the right continue to ban schoolbooks based on descriptions of rape, incest and genocide, they're to be shocked when they get round to reading the Bible.

Spotify, to little, to late.

First they'll have to have a war over which version of the Bible will be used.

It seems Christians aren't going to be happy until the Bible is the only book in schools.