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A rhino kicked me in the teeth. Twice. Then I slapped it upside the horn and left it facedown in a pool of blood. It later bled out and died. Alligators at least have the decency not to let gorillas ride on their backs who then punch my girlfriend in the wrist and sprain it. I vote bloody aligators.
It tastes better than anchovies on LP's heart.... why does it have to smell like fish all the time? That's enough to make my threat less serious right there. I wouldn't touch that with a nine foot pole... besides: it's three sizes short of a meal.