Was this in Charlotte, Summer? Too funny!

I don't ask for much

5th, not till you send me a picture of yourself

I was sick of being in the courtroom, I wasn't going to argue.

You can get sworn in others ways anyway... Or at least over here you can.

I would refuse to swear on a bible... I would simply explain that I wouldn't be responsible for not telling the truth if I did...

can i cuff you up?

Btw, I'd just like to say - I went through court this morning for that on-going license bullshit, they didn't lock me up or cuff me and when I swore on the Bible it didn't burst into flames. Also, one of the public defenders was hotter than steaming biscuits. A good morning, all in all.

She obviously just couldn't take a joke... Silly bitch

according to my ex wife it's everytime i open my mouth...lol

ha, mine is more than once in a while ...lol

What's the fun in life if you don't piss someone off once in a while?

nawl, i piss people off to much to be likable

Ok, i have the blonde part down but "listen before speaking" never!

huh? I thought someone recently deemed us the worst persons evar!!1111oneeleven

damn this page is all "we are the most likable people ever." And I agree.

Why not combine the two? They go together well.

Shouting is sexy

idk maybe they should change it to sex.. i think sex is more fun then shouting...lol