then again, I'm rarely home to cook anyway, so I take whatever opportunities I can get, even if that means tripping over the dog and a billion people roaming around the kitchen at the same time.

whats your favourite meal?

I live and cook in chaos usually. It doesn't bother me.

i also get a bit upset when it goes tits up

i hate people interrupting me in the kitchen and i seem to get road rage like symptoms.

cough

I'll reciprocate when you do.

i like cooking, im fiery in the kitchen

i would

So'm I. I don't see anyone offering to cook for me.

you make the dinner, and give you afters.

because iim hungry

Why should you cook for me?

When one of you proves trustworthy and actually cares, I'll make dinner.

No man yet has proven he deserves to have me cook for him, though I've done it and probably should have spared myself the effort.

blahahahhaa

youre a woman, hes a man. QED

Exactly why should I cook for you?

Have you made my dinner yet?