I would refuse to swear on a bible... I would simply explain that I wouldn't be responsible for not telling the truth if I did...

can i cuff you up?

Btw, I'd just like to say - I went through court this morning for that on-going license bullshit, they didn't lock me up or cuff me and when I swore on the Bible it didn't burst into flames. Also, one of the public defenders was hotter than steaming biscuits. A good morning, all in all.

She obviously just couldn't take a joke... Silly bitch

according to my ex wife it's everytime i open my mouth...lol

ha, mine is more than once in a while ...lol

What's the fun in life if you don't piss someone off once in a while?

nawl, i piss people off to much to be likable

Ok, i have the blonde part down but "listen before speaking" never!

huh? I thought someone recently deemed us the worst persons evar!!1111oneeleven

damn this page is all "we are the most likable people ever." And I agree.

Why not combine the two? They go together well.

Shouting is sexy

idk maybe they should change it to sex.. i think sex is more fun then shouting...lol

So that is what I've been missing all of my life. Ah, I feel better now.

Shouting completes me.

I'll move to Finland.. ugh poopy work day!!! (hey shouting is fun.. my first time!)

I think we have pretty much established that everyone will now be moving to Finland.

I'd move to Finland if I could learn the language. because that would be expected of me.