Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
It's ok, I've worked it out. The Thing comes from the same planet as the Hagunemnon whose genetic structure is based on the quadrupole sterated octo helix which is so chronically unstable that, while sitting for lunch, if they are unable to reach a coffee spoon they are likely, without a moments consideration, to mutate into something with much longer arms but is probably quite incapable of drinking the coffee...
the assimilation part would involve consuming of prey cells, with the additional goody of being able to process and append with appropriate cues the preys genetic structure