This time I thought I'd try to bind it with a long and somewhat narrow cloth (like string)... and considering how much it hurt the whole time, and that it is a disturbingly lumpy and sore mess right now... never again. Never, ever again.

Some pain just doesn't need description...

Damnit he got away....

Night y'all

I think it is about that tie again... To fall asleep watching zombie films...

Boredom is a disease

My boredom is just a result of being out of weed.

the cure to boredom: http://www.sporcle.com

I think it is rather evident that I am bored.

I also hear that it makes your dick bigger.

I hear the key to immortality is to eat the heart of a gipsy... Just thought I would share that little nugget of knowledge with you all.

Patience is fucking bollocks

THEY SAY. Sod off typos

They patience is a virtue. They forgot we don't live forever. Hurry up server! >:c

soooo slooooooow

This Internet is just not working out for me. Too slow.

And off I go to my life It's so weird to have a life.

I have a doctor appointment tomorrow at 1:15. Gotta bring some evidence of my shoulder surgery.

Btw, this is you: http://xkcd.com/386/

E-mail me when you get a minute. Please.