He's pining for the fjords

Wait, what?

RIP Vorlon.

More like Jackalopeskas

It's actually Jack Alopenelli

We couldn't find any other people bearing our name until we discovered that it had been altered at immigration to something similar but equally ethnic. Once that was discovered, we found plenty of (distant) relatives.

Mine was americanized on immigration.

Mine dates to the 2nd Century.

My last name can be traced back to the 1330's in germany

My great-grandmother was born in 1888.

All four of my grandparents. My parents were born in the 1920's, and are still alive and kicking.

The ones I encountered were in nursing homes.

Yes, my great grandmother was born in 1878 and died in 1970. She pretty much raised me the first couple years. She wore long dresses and button boots.

Have you ever met someone born in the 19th century?

Garçon! Another root beer!

Hello everyone

Exian hasn’t been here in almost six years.

Is Exian around?

I'M DAVE!

Dave's not here man