Strange rodents lying in holes casting shadows is no basis for weather prediction.

Happy whistlepig day!

Yes, by Huey Lewis And The Blues.

Isn't it "is still beating"?

The heart of rock'n' roll is the beating.

As Tony Joe White said, "Even trolls love rock'n'roll"

Really, math??? I'm out!

Uselessness per word per centimetre squared.

There's also "Donkey Power", which is about a third of a horsepower. I thought it appropo, as theists are often dumb asses. (I do like "Whats", though.)

@ @Fake Messiah Simple Delusional Syndrome Scale

I think power should be measured in watts (or whats?)

The power of prayer should be measured in what unit?

Personally, I don't think God or anyone's God is omnipotent. In fact, I think God of any kind as thought up by humans is too human to be properly omnipotent.

I suppose even trolls have their gods.

It's cute when they try to think once in a while

More to the point, I take it Authari’s God is not omnipotent.

Your mother never hugged you, did she?

You do expect a lot from God don't you, why don't you just execute all the pedophiles and rapists to make sure that very few people even dare to harm a woman in such a manner, rapists and pedophiles fear death, they're a craven people, and as to why it matters... it was meant to offer comfort to those who found themselves to be the victims of your inadequacy to deal with these daesh scum like they should be.

Why would it matter more to (God) that she's seen as a virgin after being raped, and not just preventing her from being raped?

But you’re just a stupid Christian, not a zoologist.. So what do you know?