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Current time: April 26, 2026, 2:56 pm
| Which baby would you steal the candy from? | |||
| Baby A | drfuzzy, Joods | 2 | 8.33% |
| Baby B | henryp | 1 | 4.17% |
| Baby C | J a c k, Mermaid, Mr.Obvious | 3 | 12.50% |
| Baby D | Shell B | 1 | 4.17% |
| Fuck the candy, Babyque! | GrandizerII, I_am_not_mafia, Losty, shadow, The Valkyrie | 5 | 20.83% |
| None, I would never steal from defenceless children (wimp!) | c172, Mister Agenda, The Industrial Atheist | 3 | 12.50% |
| I'd murder the parents, then steal ALL the candy and have a babyque afterwards | Aoi Magi, DodosAreDead, Edwardo Piet, Jackalope, KevinM1, Ravenshire | 6 | 25.00% |
| Fuck all children! I mean POLLS! | ignoramus, KittyAnn, Longhorn | 3 | 12.50% |
| Total: | 24 vote(s) | 100% | |
