You know, I never could understand why someone would actually want to have sex with an animal. I realize that some people like to masturbate to animal porn but to actually walk out to the barn with petroleum jelly in hand is beyond my understanding.

Well, just think that someone had sex with Kerry Katona. The world is full of weirdos.

(September 3, 2015 at 5:59 pm)KUSA Wrote: You know, I never could understand why someone would actually want to have sex with an animal. I realize that some people like to masturbate to animal porn but to actually walk out to the barn with petroleum jelly in hand is beyond my understanding.

I don't either, but then again, of course I don't. I'm not sexually attracted to animals. There are people out there who are, though.

(September 3, 2015 at 6:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, just think that someone had sex with Kerry Katona. The world is full of weirdos.

The shade of it all

Sex with an animal (aside from being gross) would also be so boring. I mean a goat would have a hard time whispering romantic things in your ear when it can't even talk.

(September 3, 2015 at 5:59 pm)KUSA Wrote: You know, I never could understand why someone would actually want to have sex with an animal. I realize that some people like to masturbate to animal porn but to actually walk out to the barn with petroleum jelly in hand is beyond my understanding.

A woman I know is into that sort of thing.  She'll fuck anything. There's not much she won't do.   She's not a bad person, but I wouldn't want her taking care of my pets if I had any.  Some people are like that.  I remember a man getting into trouble for fucking a picnic table. Or at least trying to.  And my sister said she'd fuck an animal if she were paid enough.  

I imagine much of the appeal comes from the natural curiosity people have about sex.  Such as how some people will start masturbating at a very young age, while others will never do it at all (often for religious reasons).

(September 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:

(September 2, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Theists sure do have kinky suspicions.  Kind of like the ones who are pretty sure they'd be raping and murdering if not for the love of Christ.

Care to name names?

Are you a theist? I never knew this. lol

(September 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm)Divinity Wrote: I always say: If I can't think of a reason it's wrong other than "god said so", then it's not really wrong.

In this case, animals can't give consent.  Probably doesn't hurt them emotionally or physically, but it's still abuse.  That'd be like saying you can rape a mentally handicapped person who doesn't have the capacity to understand.

This.

Back in the 80s a man tried to have sex with a cow in Chicago's Lincoln Park zoo. That resulted in a local DJ parody song "moo moo , I love you, I know you're a cow, but any thing will do..."

(September 3, 2015 at 6:27 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote:

(September 3, 2015 at 6:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, just think that someone had sex with Kerry Katona. The world is full of weirdos.

The shade of it all

Sex with an animal (aside from being gross) would also be so boring. I mean a goat would have a hard time whispering romantic things in your ear when it can't even talk.

Maybe that's why Jesus separated the sheep from the goats.



Couldn't resist. Besides once you go alpaca you never go backa.