I have people asking me to pray for them all the time. My boss just asked me yesterday. Now to avoid a bunch of shit, I agree.

I am a man of my word so I do actually pray for them. Now they don't specify who to pray to so I take the liberty of choosing a god.

My God of choice is Odin. So how should I pray to father Odin?

Bottoms up. Add incoherent yelling for optimal effect

First remove one of your eyes in a quest for wisdom

(September 9, 2015 at 11:42 am)TRJF Wrote: First remove one of your eyes in a quest for wisdom

I'm going to have to rethink this.

Try this:



Although this is cool, too.

Definitely play some Pagan Metal in the background

I do not believe Odin can be 'prayed' to in the same way Yahweh can be. 'PRAISING' him is the way forward. Even a mere Midgardian such as yourself can suitably impress the All-Father by consuming vast quantities of alchoholic beverages, most preferably with fellow revellers. Upon the clinking of cans/glasses together, you must scream PRAISE ODIN!!! at the very top of your mortal lungs. Such is the way to win his favour, and possibly grant you your desires. Besting multiple adversaries in mortal combat at once can also help gain his approval, as well as taking a comely wench in a manly fashion.

If it doesn't work, do all of the above again but HARDER. Either you will shape events to your desire in the future or be so busy drinking, fighting and fucking you forget all about the whole deal.

So I wasn't that far off

Always use a sacrifice, animals are enough but if you have a Human that's a huge bonus - A goat is enough in my experience.

Quote:but if you have a Human that's a huge bonus

Make it a xtian!