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January 6, 2016 at 4:17 am
(January 6, 2016 at 4:16 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 5, 2016 at 6:31 pm)Losty Wrote: I seriously want a platypus so bad

They're venomous.  Just sayin'.

This thread....it kills me. Only the males are venomous.
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January 6, 2016 at 4:20 am
(January 5, 2016 at 7:10 pm)Beccs Wrote: Wait until you get one and it eats your cat, Losty.

They're notorious for eating peoples' pets.

They're worse than drop bears.

I heard this is true. A drop bear would be a much safer choice. "Safe" being highly subjective, in the sense that you'd be ever-so-slightly less likely to be fatally ambushed.
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January 6, 2016 at 4:22 am
(January 6, 2016 at 4:17 am)Losty Wrote:
(January 6, 2016 at 4:16 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: They're venomous.  Just sayin'.

This thread....it kills me. Only the males are venomous.

The females have frequent bad hair days, constant PMS, and gossip horribly.
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January 6, 2016 at 4:26 am
(January 6, 2016 at 4:22 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 6, 2016 at 4:17 am)Losty Wrote: This thread....it kills me. Only the males are venomous.

The females have frequent bad hair days, constant PMS, and gossip horribly.

I think then that we'd be good friends Tongue
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January 6, 2016 at 4:35 am
(January 6, 2016 at 4:26 am)Losty Wrote:
(January 6, 2016 at 4:22 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The females have frequent bad hair days, constant PMS, and gossip horribly.

I think then that we'd be good friends Tongue

I think I'd sooner be poisoned.

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January 6, 2016 at 4:58 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2016 at 4:58 am by Losty.)
I think you ought to count yourself lucky that nature didn't plague you with a uterus.
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January 6, 2016 at 5:18 am
(January 5, 2016 at 7:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: Platypi in general.

Sorry, but you know what I'm gonna say now, don't you?

It's actually 'platypodes'.
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January 6, 2016 at 5:19 am
(January 6, 2016 at 4:58 am)Losty Wrote: I think you ought to count yourself lucky that nature didn't plague you with a uterus.


I think exactly that every day of my life. Literally - every day. Smile

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January 6, 2016 at 5:21 am
(January 5, 2016 at 6:31 pm)Losty Wrote: I seriously want a platypus so bad

You remind me of when my Sam once sent me a text with a photo of a cute little animal and the message "I want a sugar glider".

No crude comments, please.
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January 6, 2016 at 8:23 am
(January 6, 2016 at 4:58 am)Losty Wrote: I think you ought to count yourself lucky that nature didn't plague you with a uterus.

My significant other is not a plague, at least I don't think she is.
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