Oh wait.  He wasn't preaching love, was he?  Unless you count Exian, his vape pen, and his image in the Mirror of Erised.

(January 21, 2016 at 2:59 pm)mediocrates Wrote:

(January 21, 2016 at 2:58 pm)Vic Wrote: Oh hai. Do you have a minute to talk about Our Lord Lucifer? We have pizza, you know.

The pizza doesn't have baby on it does it? I'm allergic.

*wipes baby off pizza*

Why, nooooooooooooo....

(January 21, 2016 at 3:12 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote:

(January 21, 2016 at 3:06 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: Dr hankey, I have an extremely hateful father, I have been smothered beyond the need for help, I am like a broken bone broken neck kind of person, like a humpback, I can barely type due to fear of how people will take me, but I am perfectly fine on the inside. Every word I type bears tremendous impact, it is like the quaking of dinosaur steps, arriving upon the plain. I am actually perfectly sane and perfectly healthy, as well as (I have gotten better at this thing we call life over the years, you see?) perfectly CAPABLE as opposed to how you really should see me. I am like a wounded soldier who is going to die. That's equivilent to how the previous sentence was nearly stammered. I am getting better, I am getting more sane, I am getting tougher, but I will always be that kid who was lost by his parents, somehow completely ruined, yet perfectly fine. I will always be the quiet type, the supressive type, the whatever you think type.

But when I was younger I was the smartest person on all of the internet forums. By the way, I'm not joking. I still hold this reputation even today. I have impressed god himself, I know this, by being so much above everybody. I have posed some of the highest and most convincing intellectual debates that exist on the entire internet, no matter where you surf. I am much more timid a person (a timid person is a person who survives despite whatever evil approaches him--- and I mean that about you, mrhankey-theevil.)

I am definitely getting better, but I am afraid my intellect is gone. I shone in the sun, and I had a val picture taken when I was like 5 that I modeled over. That's likely why I was so intellectually superior to everybody on earth ( I mean that btw), but I have been incapable of typing or preforming like I did when I was younger.

I just wish that you knew how stupid you are mr hankey. Mods I mean no offense, but he wants the world to burn just like everybody else does for crying out loud what else do I say to an irrational retard.

What is this "Dr." nonsense? I'm just an ordinary guy who always believed that intellectual honesty matters, and I never like the arrogance of those who make spurious and grandiose claims.

I'm glad your life is improving, but you are no better person when you try and get there by condemning people who you know nothing of. I know everything there is to know about Christianity, having been born into it and all it did was waste my time. Freedom and peace finally came to me when I stopped letting others decide what I should do and who the good people are.

If you are worried about your intellect, it's guaranteed your bible and church services aren't helping it any. Try going to a library and reading philosophy and science instead - you may even meet some smart, more thoughtful people while you're there!

LOL Mr Hankey, how in the world could you give that post a serious response?

Shit Benteleb just went off the deep end...


Brilliant!

(January 21, 2016 at 3:19 pm)Evie Wrote:

(January 21, 2016 at 3:12 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: What is this "Dr." nonsense? I'm just an ordinary guy who always believed that intellectual honesty matters, and I never like the arrogance of those who make spurious and grandiose claims.

I'm glad your life is improving, but you are no better person when you try and get there by condemning people who you know nothing of. I know everything there is to know about Christianity, having been born into it and all it did was waste my time. Freedom and peace finally came to me when I stopped letting others decide what I should do and who the good people are.

If you are worried about your intellect, it's guaranteed your bible and church services aren't helping it any. Try going to a library and reading philosophy and science instead - you may even meet some smart, more thoughtful people while you're there!

LOL Mr Hankey, how in the world could you give that post a serious response?

Something to do, innit.

(January 21, 2016 at 3:19 pm)Evie Wrote:

(January 21, 2016 at 3:12 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: What is this "Dr." nonsense? I'm just an ordinary guy who always believed that intellectual honesty matters, and I never like the arrogance of those who make spurious and grandiose claims.

I'm glad your life is improving, but you are no better person when you try and get there by condemning people who you know nothing of. I know everything there is to know about Christianity, having been born into it and all it did was waste my time. Freedom and peace finally came to me when I stopped letting others decide what I should do and who the good people are.

If you are worried about your intellect, it's guaranteed your bible and church services aren't helping it any. Try going to a library and reading philosophy and science instead - you may even meet some smart, more thoughtful people while you're there!

LOL Mr Hankey, how in the world could you give that post a serious response?

I only read the first paragraph, so call me a sucker because that troll pulled my sympathy lever.

Yeah so if u guys know anything about me, it's that I'm falling apart like speghetti but I'm never falling apart when I'm attentive to something in particular; and I'm always busy scanning to make sure everything (and I mean everything) is fine. So you'd think I'm as anxious as a bat. Well that is very true. But anxious doesn't begin to cover it really. Just letting you know. Dr hankey said I was being stupid so I was explaining why. If you read the first post I ever posted to this forum you'd see a very complex post that is almost like it was tied together to make it more impactful.

I used to visit philosophyforums.com and was almost raised to the level of a moderator, all because of how well I handled EVERYBODY plus the forum itself. I was proficient in every section they had, and debated above the very best members. I was always called a "smart" kid and I got deeply into philosophy. I actually understand some philosophers better than the most educated philosophers in the world. I have extreme talent. I must admit that.

I have some of the most complex way of writing to you guys, but I'm trying to be serious, which is something my broken soul can barely do these days. But I manage, I guess, like I said I been doing better. So if anyone ever says like mr hankey did "your being stupid" or whatever, I am not being stupid, I am just a very damaged person. Damaged is almost a hashtag or a bolded word, but I really mean it.

Anyway, yeah I was able to string together some of the most advanced intellectual dialogue, immitating anyone at whim. I was able to read fast, and I understood very very well too. I believe I understand some of the worlds most advanced thought, and I've read people on forums who read very deeply into the same things.

Carl Jaspers, existentialist, believes Kierkegaard the christian is superior to Nietzsche. Yet Nietzsche wrote the intellectually furious "the antichrist", one of the most profound books in existence, how could he even Think --- of comparing the two. Kierkegaard wasn't even a profound christian.

all b cuz of a 5 y/o val pic.....

(January 21, 2016 at 3:25 pm)JBrentonK Wrote: Anyway, yeah I was able to string together some of the most advanced intellectual dialogue, immitating anyone at whim. I was able to read fast, and I understood very very well too. I believe I understand some of the worlds most advanced thought...

actually it was a "jacobs ladder" pic --- ie a "true val" pic