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Passover
March 27, 2016 at 11:47 am
As we celebrate Easter we should be preparing for the soon coming Passover.
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Don't forget to do your Seders.
Quote:The highlight of Passover is the Seder, observed on each of the first two nights of the holiday. The Seder is a fifteen-step family-oriented tradition and ritual-packed feast.

The focal points of the Seder are:

-Eating matzah.
-Eating bitter herbs—to commemorate the bitter slavery endured by the Israelites.
-Drinking four cups of wine or grape juice—a royal drink to celebrate our newfound freedom.
-The recitation of the Haggadah, a liturgy that describes in detail the story of the Exodus from Egypt. The Haggadah is the fulfillment of the biblical obligation to recount to our children the story of the Exodus on the night of Passover.

For more information please visit this site. http://m.chabad.org/holidays/passover/pe...ssover.htm
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RE: Passover
March 27, 2016 at 11:52 am
Apparently one needs to get drunk to perform the ritual.
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RE: Passover
March 27, 2016 at 11:59 am
(March 27, 2016 at 11:52 am)IATIA Wrote: Apparently one needs to get drunk to perform the ritual.

As all good rituals worth their salt do.
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RE: Passover
March 27, 2016 at 12:02 pm
Too much work. I just smear blood on my doorframe and call it good.
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RE: Passover
March 27, 2016 at 12:07 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2016 at 12:07 pm by Minimalist.)
Quote:-Eating bitter herbs—to commemorate the bitter slavery endured by the Israelites.

Fuck them.  We're having roast lamb and a nice Italian red and we won't think of the fucking jews..... or their xtian ass-hangers.... at all.
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March 27, 2016 at 12:25 pm
(March 27, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:-Eating bitter herbs—to commemorate the bitter slavery endured by the Israelites.

Fuck them.  We're having roast lamb and a nice Italian red and we won't think of the fucking jews..... or their xtian ass-hangers.... at all.


Now M that is mean and grumpy of you. You need to have more tolerance and compassion for them. Eat the bitter herbs.
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RE: Passover
March 27, 2016 at 12:55 pm
Quote:Eating bitter herbs—to commemorate the bitter slavery endured by the Israelites.

That's the worst food metaphor I ever heard.
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RE: Passover
March 27, 2016 at 1:01 pm
(March 27, 2016 at 12:25 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(March 27, 2016 at 12:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck them.  We're having roast lamb and a nice Italian red and we won't think of the fucking jews..... or their xtian ass-hangers.... at all.


Now M that is mean and grumpy of you. You need to have more tolerance and compassion for them. Eat the bitter herbs.

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