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#91
RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 1:21 am
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RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 2:24 am
Guys, any of you like me who can't go past about 4 days without shaving?

I itch and scratch and it drives me nuts...

I don't get the rugged 3 day shadow, wife says I look like a sleazy wog!
After 5 days, she says I look like a filthy homeless person and starts reading the riot act!
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RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 2:32 am
(May 4, 2016 at 11:06 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Can I just say...


... And I'm just being honest....


I fucken love me for making this thread. If this is the only thread I ever make again, I'm ok with that. Except maybe a sundresses thread would be wonderful, but I shouldn't set my hopes so high up. Smile

You won't get me in a sundress!
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#94
RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 3:13 am (This post was last modified: May 5, 2016 at 3:14 am by robvalue.)
(May 5, 2016 at 2:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, any of you like me who can't go past about 4 days without shaving?

I itch and scratch and it drives me nuts...

I don't get the rugged 3 day shadow, wife says I look like a sleazy wog!
After 5 days, she says I look like a filthy homeless person and starts reading the riot act!

That is me, exactly. Emma even uses the same description, she says "dirty hobo".

This is the first time I actually wish I had a beard, so I could join in the fun!

The best I could offer is a pic of when I used to have long hair, if I can find one. Emma doesn't like beards but she loves long hair, so I tried to grow it for her once. Sadly I absolutely hated it, it drove me bonkers. So I had to get rid of it. The final straw was when I looked in the mirror and I thought my mum was looking back at me. Argh!!!

Now I generally go for a number 2 shave all over. I need one soon actually, I'm starting to look like a hippy or a womble or some shit. It will feel nice to get the summer warmth and air on my head again!
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RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 3:49 am
Women always give shit for their husbands or boyfriends for growing a good beard.

..and then they go to forums and make threads to encourage other men to grow beards.

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#96
RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 4:02 am
(May 4, 2016 at 10:48 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Right Here


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It might have grown in length some since I took this photo four years ago, but that's the general idea.

That eyeball ... it's like Sauron staring into my soul ... or is it a lifeless marble?

Anyway, yeah, hunting up the rep screen.

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RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 5:45 am (This post was last modified: May 5, 2016 at 5:45 am by ignoramus.)
Finally found the bugger. (pictures)
I do remember growing "something" briefly while on holidays.
(We flew to Sydney and drove to Coolangatta, via Newcastle, Port Macquarie, Coffs Harbour, Byron Bay, etc.)

The only time in my life I've had hair on my face (lasted about 6 weeks only! Then it started itching like buggery)


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RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 8:28 am
(May 5, 2016 at 3:13 am)robvalue Wrote:
(May 5, 2016 at 2:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, any of you like me who can't go past about 4 days without shaving?

I itch and scratch and it drives me nuts...

I don't get the rugged 3 day shadow, wife says I look like a sleazy wog!
After 5 days, she says I look like a filthy homeless person and starts reading the riot act!

That is me, exactly. Emma even uses the same description, she says "dirty hobo".

This is the first time I actually wish I had a beard, so I could join in the fun!

The best I could offer is a pic of when I used to have long hair, if I can find one. Emma doesn't like beards but she loves long hair, so I tried to grow it for her once. Sadly I absolutely hated it, it drove me bonkers. So I had to get rid of it. The final straw was when I looked in the mirror and I thought my mum was looking back at me. Argh!!!

Now I generally go for a number 2 shave all over. I need one soon actually, I'm starting to look like a hippy or a womble or some shit. It will feel nice to get the summer warmth and air on my head again!

A little stubble is nice too. Just show us the face right before you shave Wink
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RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 8:34 am
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RE: Beards
May 5, 2016 at 9:18 am
(May 5, 2016 at 3:49 am)pool the great Wrote: Women always give shit for their husbands or boyfriends for growing a good beard.

..and then they go to forums and make threads to encourage other men to grow beards.  

Dodgy

Oh, pool. It was only a matter of time for you to...

Wait what? If I had a man with a beard, I'd stop petting my cat. I think you need a cat. Yup. That would help.
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