Hard to consider it's true, I realize.

We consider plants, and vegetables in particular, as to be IMMOBILE.


And now this new abomination comes lurching to menace us in our false perceptions !!!!!!!!!!!



Granted, they don't move very fast,







YET,




but evolution is presumably aware faster locomotion would be advantageous so it's just a matter of time before we become the prey for this clear and present dangerous vegetable !!!!!


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_onion



Imagine out for an innocent Sunday stroll through the garden, and then to be engulfed by the likes of this !!!

Quote: Tree onion bulblets will sprout and grow while still on the original stalk, which may bend down under the weight of the new growth and take root some distance from the parent plant, giving rise to the name "walking onion".

So, no.

It's like The Happening in real life. They're coming for us, dude! They're coming!

Disturbing, no??

Plant something in the garden, and later on, it's SOMEWHERE ELSE !!!!!!!

I saw that movie.

Onions, smonions. Just fucking eat them.

It's them damn walking rocks in death valley that give me the heebie jeebies.

When we get to sprinting asparagus, let me know, because THAT would be terrifying.

Boru

(July 10, 2016 at 12:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When we get to sprinting asparagus, let me know, because THAT would be terrifying.

Boru

But by then, it will be too late.

(July 10, 2016 at 12:57 pm)Chad32 Wrote:

(July 10, 2016 at 12:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When we get to sprinting asparagus, let me know, because THAT would be terrifying.

Boru

But by then, it will be too late.

Extremism in the employment of hollandaise sauce is no vice.

Boru

It's going in my face so who cares