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The tautology thread
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:02 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2017 at 9:02 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
The first rule in the tautology club is that whatever the first rule of the tautology club is that is what the first rule of the tautology club is.

Say that 10 times fast.
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:02 pm
the one thing equal to itself is everything equal to itself.
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:04 pm
How many tautologies does it take to change a lightbulb lamp?
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:07 pm
Well, I just think that tautology is very redundant. How do you say or express or even mention what your trying to say twice or two times? It's quite, extremely, very, immensely repetitive.
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:07 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2017 at 9:08 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
How many tautologies does it take to take however many tautologies that happen to take whatever they are taking at the time?
(February 7, 2017 at 9:07 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Well, I just think that tautology is very redundant. How do you say or express or even mention what your trying to say twice or two times? It's quite, extremely, very, immensely repetitive.

Yeah, I get what you're saying. But it is what it is.
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:10 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 9:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many tautologies does it take to change a lightbulb lamp?

Two! One to screw the bulb in. One to unscrew it. Repeat.
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:14 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 9:10 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(February 7, 2017 at 9:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many tautologies does it take to change a lightbulb lamp?

Two! One to screw the bulb in. One to unscrew it. Repeat.

That's more of a loop-de-loop than a tautological tautology.
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:21 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 9:10 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(February 7, 2017 at 9:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How many tautologies does it take to change a lightbulb lamp?

Two! One to screw the bulb in. One to unscrew it. Repeat.

No....

It takes the amount of tautologies that are required.
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:30 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 9:14 pm)Sal Wrote:
(February 7, 2017 at 9:10 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Two! One to screw the bulb in. One to unscrew it. Repeat.

That's more of a loop-de-loop than a tautological tautology.

Sal is correct. I would have said a few. Several in fact!
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RE: The tautology thread
February 7, 2017 at 9:53 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 9:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(February 7, 2017 at 9:14 pm)Sal Wrote: That's more of a loop-de-loop than a tautological tautology.

Sal is correct. I would have said a few. Several in fact!

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