Granted, but it always says what you want to say, not what you mean to say, so you get in a lot of trouble.
I wish I knew was schnauzberries tasted like.
I wish I knew was schnauzberries tasted like.
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 (January 29, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: Granted, but it always says what you want to say, not what you mean to say, so you get in a lot of trouble. Granted. They taste like shit. I wish french fries were called belgian fries. As they should've been named, to begin with.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. ![[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/be/ba/41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg) -
Granted and everyone knows they’re a Belgian invention, but everyone thinks they taste like rotten garbage. They even demand reparations from Belgians for the damage done to humankind.
I wish I could hit this one guy with a shovel and not get in trouble.  RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 4:35 pm
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2018 at 4:52 pm by Brian37.)
(January 29, 2018 at 4:26 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted and everyone knows they’re a Belgian invention, but everyone thinks they taste like rotten garbage. They even demand reparations from Belgians for the damage done to humankind. Granted, now you know he lives in Somalia and so do you. I wish I didn't have to replace my trailer. 
Granted, you get to continue living in your trailer, even after the roof caves in.
I wish I could instantly learn everything a book had to teach by simply touching it against my forehead. RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 5:02 pm
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Granted, but the book self-immolates on contact with your body.
I wish my phone had unlimited battery power. (January 29, 2018 at 5:02 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted, but the book self-immolates on contact with your body. Granted, but you are stuck on an airplane with a lithium Ion Samsung battery. I wish the song by Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands" was not stuck in my head right now.  RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 7:40 pm
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2018 at 7:41 pm by Mr.Obvious.)
Granted, you'll die for everyone's sins, you are to be nailed to a cross; unifying the people of the world as now they can enter heaven and feel no need to harm one another ever again.
Enjoy your last supper. I wish I could draw like really well.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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 (January 29, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: I wish I knew was schnauzberries tasted like. If I go out on a limb and guess that you probably already do, would it make you want to slap me? http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-f...ens-movie/
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