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Wishmaster 2018
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 1:34 pm
Granted, but it always says what you want to say, not what you mean to say, so you get in a lot of trouble.

I wish I knew was schnauzberries tasted like.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 1:45 pm
(January 29, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: Granted, but it always says what you want to say, not what you mean to say, so you get in a lot of trouble.

I wish I knew was schnauzberries tasted like.

Granted. They taste like shit.

I wish french fries were called belgian fries.

As they should've been named, to begin with.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 4:26 pm
Granted and everyone knows they’re a Belgian invention, but everyone thinks they taste like rotten garbage. They even demand reparations from Belgians for the damage done to humankind.

I wish I could hit this one guy with a shovel and not get in trouble.
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#44
RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 4:35 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2018 at 4:52 pm by Brian37.)
(January 29, 2018 at 4:26 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted and everyone knows they’re a Belgian invention, but everyone thinks they taste like rotten garbage. They even demand reparations from Belgians for the damage done to humankind.

I wish I could hit this one guy with a shovel and not get in trouble.

Granted, now you know he lives in Somalia and so do you.

I wish I didn't have to replace my trailer.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 4:48 pm
Granted, you get to continue living in your trailer, even after the roof caves in.

I wish I could instantly learn everything a book had to teach by simply touching it against my forehead.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 5:02 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2018 at 5:02 pm by Longhorn.)
Granted, but the book self-immolates on contact with your body.

I wish my phone had unlimited battery power.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 5:05 pm
(January 29, 2018 at 5:02 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted, but the book self-immolates on contact with your body.

I wish my phone had unlimited battery power.

Granted, but you are stuck on an airplane with a lithium Ion Samsung battery. 


I wish the song by Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands" was not stuck in my head right now.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 5:32 pm
(January 29, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I wish the song by Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands" was not stuck in my head right now.

Granted. Your head explodes.

I wish for world peace, and a cheeseburger.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 7:40 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2018 at 7:41 pm by Mr.Obvious.)
Granted, you'll die for everyone's sins, you are to be nailed to a cross; unifying the people of the world as now they can enter heaven and feel no need to harm one another ever again.

Enjoy your last supper.

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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 7:43 pm
(January 29, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: I wish I knew was schnauzberries tasted like.

If I go out on a limb and guess that you probably already do, would it make you want to slap me?

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