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Wishmaster 2018
#71
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 4:30 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I wish God could create a rock he couldn't lift.

Wish granted, but now this rock orbits in a geostationary orbit around the Earth blocking all the light from the Sun, all the time.

I wish I owned a billion dollars.
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#72
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm)Sal Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 4:30 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I wish God could create a rock he couldn't lift.

Wish granted, but now this rock orbits in a geostationary orbit around the Earth blocking all the light from the Sun, all the time.

I wish I owned a billion dollars.

Lol, I already wished for 3.

Wish granted. But you are now serving 15 consecutive life-time sentences for tax-evasion, with no chance for parole or early off for good behaviour.

I wish the renovations to my house were finished.
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#73
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 8:07 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm)Sal Wrote: Wish granted, but now this rock orbits in a geostationary orbit around the Earth blocking all the light from the Sun, all the time.

I wish I owned a billion dollars.

Lol, I already wished for 3.

Wish granted. But you are now serving 15 consecutive life-time sentences for tax-evasion, with no chance for parole or early off for good behaviour.

I wish the renovations to my house were finished.

Renovations are complete, but the contractors installed the bathroom exhaust fan so that it vents into the living room (I actually know a guy that this happened to!)

I wish for hot and cold running women. Tongue
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#74
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted. Unfortunately, they're all running the other way.

I wish perpetual motion was possible.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#75
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 10:40 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. Unfortunately, they're all running the other way.

I wish perpetual motion was possible.

Granted, but it is a squirrel cage.

I wish that the Wishmaster 2018 thread was dead.
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#76
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted, however some idiot comes along and necroes it. Smile

I wish my mobile battery lasted longer.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#77
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 1:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Granted. But for The rest of your life, you appear entirely in black and white.

More than worth it. Big Grin

Yep.

I would have instead said "Granted... you meet them both! At their graves..."
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#78
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 30, 2018 at 11:30 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted, however some idiot comes along and necroes it. Smile

I wish my mobile battery lasted longer.

Granted: all the apps on your phone that drain your battery no longer work properly.

I wish all women found me irresistable.
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#79
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 31, 2018 at 7:23 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Granted: all the apps on your phone that drain your battery no longer work properly.

I wish all women found me irresistable.

Granted. But unfortunately you would be their slave... until the end of your life.. Tongue

I wish I were younger and have a teleporter Big Grin
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#80
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted. You are now a foetus with the ability to teleport wherever you like.

I wish I could think of a wish.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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