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Has anyone besides me used a beer can or beer bottle for an ashtray only to forget then take a sip or chug out of that same bottle/can?

I JUST DID THAT with a beer bottle. TALK ABOUT FUCKING NASTY!

The boyfriend used to do that. At our current residence, smokers have to smoke outside. Now he has a proper ashtray.

(April 12, 2018 at 5:06 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: The boyfriend used to do that.  At our current residence, smokers have to smoke outside.  Now he has a proper ashtray.

Not the point. I hate my ashtray getting full, so I will snuff out my butt, and put it in the bottle so as my ashtray doesn't fill up. I'll do that even in my new home when I get it and smoke outside.

It is the same to me as forgetting where your sunglasses or keys are and realize they are on you.

I't simply worse because you taste your mistake.

What he learned to do to not drink from the can is to remove the tab. That way he knew he was done with it, and wouldn't drink from it.

(April 12, 2018 at 5:19 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: What he learned to do to not drink from the can is to remove the tab.  That way he knew he was done with it, and wouldn't drink from it.

The other irony is for me, although I have done that. If you dared me to put a cig out on my tongue I can do that without burning my tongue.

I get what you are saying, once you are done with the unit, you pull the tab. But there are no tabs on a bottle. And he had better concentration drinking than I do. 

Fuck, even when I am sober I forget where my keys are while walking around with them in my hands. 

I cant chew bubble gum and ride a bike at the same time even when sober.

BTW, my talent of putting a smoke out on my tongue has earned me millions. I just got done at the Apollo and am appearing on "America's Got Dipshits", next week I am going on "The Gong Show".

Let me add, this trick is NOT advisable when on a date seeking a second date with a lady who looked like Darrell Hanna. Yes, I fucked that opportunity up by trying to impress her with that trick.