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What Would Chimp3 Do?
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What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:06 pm
I invite anyone to ask what I would do in any given situation. Shoot! No wait! Ask away!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:13 pm (This post was last modified: May 11, 2018 at 7:13 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
Would you rather pick your nose and eat it or sniff your friend's bare butt?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:13 pm
I inquire of the Almighty Banana Holder who's hand is perfectly and intelligently designed to handle such a benevolent fruit, what type of conversation would thou have with a sentient candle flame?
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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:16 pm
What would chimp3 do if there was a 500 pound gorilla called Jesus knocking at your door saying: Let me in so I can save you from what I'm going to do to you in you don't let me in?
No God, No fear.
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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:17 pm (This post was last modified: May 11, 2018 at 7:19 pm by chimp3.)
(May 11, 2018 at 7:13 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Would you rather pick your nose and eat it or sniff your friend's bare butt?

I have never done either of those, but as nurse I have smelled many a butt. I will eat my own booger in a heart beat.
(May 11, 2018 at 7:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What would chimp3 do if there was a 500 pound gorilla called Jesus knocking at your door saying: Let me in so I can save you from what I'm going to do to you in you don't let me in?

Persuade him to come in for chat, tea, and cookies. Then slip about 10 roofies into his tea. Call the Zoo!
(May 11, 2018 at 7:13 pm)Kit Wrote: I inquire of the Almighty Banana Holder who's hand is perfectly and intelligently designed to handle such a benevolent fruit, what type of conversation would thou have with a sentient candle flame?

What kind of moth do you want to eat tonight?
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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:20 pm
Would you rather.... take the male genitalia in your mouth or up your butt?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:23 pm
(May 11, 2018 at 7:20 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Would you rather.... take the male genitalia in your mouth or up your butt?

Do I get to take it wherever I go? Like an amulet?
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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:24 pm
(May 11, 2018 at 7:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 11, 2018 at 7:20 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Would you rather.... take the male genitalia in your mouth or up your butt?

Do I get to take it wherever I go? Like an amulet?

Nope! Peen goes in your mouth or up your butt. Pick one.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 7:27 pm (This post was last modified: May 11, 2018 at 7:39 pm by chimp3.)
(May 11, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 11, 2018 at 7:23 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Do I get to take it wherever I go? Like an amulet?

Nope! Peen goes in your mouth or up your butt. Pick one.

I can't run away?

I have thought long and hard (pun intended) and I would choose the oral route but this is the face I would make:

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RE: What Would Chimp3 Do?
May 11, 2018 at 10:47 pm
Ok, this dilemma happened to me a few weeks ago:

You're driving down an urban street at 50 mph when a suicidal squirrel runs in front of you. Do you:
a) Stomp and swerve, saving the squirrel but risking a crash?
b) Keep going and squash the squirrel?

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