Talking with religious people makes me want to talk with a prosecutor, just, you know, in case.
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The Asleepening
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The Valkyrie
Show me all your beauty, Take me to your pleasant places that I may delight in them, Let me live forever in the rapture of your love, And !!!THRIVE!!! in your orgasm! Are you awake yet?
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.  (June 2, 2018 at 2:56 pm)Haipule Wrote: The Valkyrie Yes. And you're too late. There's someone sleeping next to me. Three someones if you count the two cats... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (June 2, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:I'm never TOO late! God's timing is perfect! So, I'm being perfectly timed--thank you! Can I make you a margarita and give you a massage? With candle light playing your favorite music in your favorite place! I want to wiggle your toes and kiss your nose and everything in between! I'm a real Christian man! Not some "wannabe" useless crap!(June 2, 2018 at 2:56 pm)Haipule Wrote: The Valkyrie
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit. 
Holy shit it's haipule lol. Welcome back.
(June 2, 2018 at 8:18 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Holy shit it's haipule lol. Welcome back.Thanks (tongue in cheek)Brother!  Let me just say that it is great to be back! It's great to be heterosexual and to be here! Where have I been? On a Christian Forum. Geez! There are some smart and curious ones there but most are delusional and a complete waist of time! I can PERFECTLY translate the biblical Greek and grammatical inflection for them and show them the life of God's promise. Yet, they prefer, useless to everyone, religiosities! Most of them foolishly think that "how to go to heaven when you die" is more important then having a breathing, functional, useful life, right here, right now! They have mostly bought into the lie of the clergy which, was merchandizingly, for profit, sold to the clergy through the hierarchy of men claiming all authority and truth and they'll burn you at the stake if you don't agree because God "told them to"! The more I show them God's beautiful words of life: the more they call me a hieratic! Now I truly understand what Jesus said: “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because you travel around on sea and land to make one proselyte(convert them to their stupid religiosity); and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell(devoid of a skyward, heavenly, up life of God's promised joy) as yourselves." Matthew 23:15 NASB Somehow, they think that "suffering" is honorable! But that is just gE(pronounced "gay" means: land, down position) and not ouranos(sky, heavenly, up position). Apparently, the only way to be a good "Christian" is to be gE! I am not gE! I mounted up with wings of eagles!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit. 
I truly wish theists would find new arguments and things to say. It gets old hearing them repeat the same old shit time and time again and act as if you should be floored by their words.
 RE: The Asleepening
June 3, 2018 at 10:17 pm
(This post was last modified: June 3, 2018 at 10:19 pm by brewer.)
(June 2, 2018 at 5:25 pm)Haipule Wrote:(June 2, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes.I'm never TOO late! God's timing is perfect! So, I'm being perfectly timed--thank you! Can I make you a margarita and give you a massage? With candle light playing your favorite music in your favorite place! I want to wiggle your toes and kiss your nose and everything in between! I'm a real Christian man! Not some "wannabe" useless crap! And here I thought I was the creepy one. JFC. Got to take a back seat to this one. (June 3, 2018 at 7:44 pm)PRJA93 Wrote: I truly wish theists would find new arguments and things to say. It gets old hearing them repeat the same old shit time and time again and act as if you should be floored by their words. Around here? Sigh........... get used to it kid. We do have one or two that you might find unique, not your run of the mill. I'll let you discover them on your own.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (June 3, 2018 at 10:17 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(June 2, 2018 at 5:25 pm)Haipule Wrote: I'm never TOO late! God's timing is perfect! So, I'm being perfectly timed--thank you! Can I make you a margarita and give you a massage? With candle light playing your favorite music in your favorite place! I want to wiggle your toes and kiss your nose and everything in between! I'm a real Christian man! Not some "wannabe" useless crap! I wonder if he's writing freaky emails to valk as well.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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