Bank Manager:
I can't risk lending you any capital.
I just cannot see a market for a loud motorbike with an unbalanced engine ...
I'm sorry I can't help you further Mr Davidson.



You and that other absent minded professor friend of yours, Mr Decker, wouldn't know how to run a business if your lives depended on it!
quote: Mrs: Black


Bank of England:
We're in a depression and you think you can sell people a car worth 10 times the normal car price? You've got rocks in your head.

Please don't bother me again Mr Royce.




Hey Jesus, forget trying to sell those stupid wooden side tables to scrape a living, I've got a better idea! You in?



(any other true stories, put them here!!!)

Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Vibrator, but I don't think that the problem of women's sexual dissatisfaction is prevalent enough to warrant our bank investing in your company.

first post and in the gutter we go! hehe

You're welcome.

You want to run for president?!
Hah, good one Donald. We could do with a laugh now and again. Thanks. Hey everybody look; I'm voting for Trump. I know, right? Hah.

I told Orville, I told Wilbur, and now I'm tellin' you! That thing will never get off the ground. Stick with the goddam bicycle shop!

Now excuse me, I have a plane to catch.

Due to The injury to your back, you'll find that there will be Some new problems in your day-to-day life. Taking The bus, For example. You will find that getting back up, after sitting down, will not be that easy. Please, keep these things in mind Mrs. Parks.

"Let's write the President, he can get that bomb built and the world will be more peaceful for it. We can get Albert to sign it too."

You have an idea to squirt medicated water where Mr. Douchebag?

"Mr. Columbus, your gradeschool maths teacher is holding on line six. ... Okay, I'll have her call back. Have a nice trip to China."