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Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 12:59 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2018 at 1:02 pm by Deesse23.)
(December 4, 2018 at 12:43 am)Fireball Wrote: A sense of humor!?

I Keel You! /Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Funny enough, you can watch him on YT somehwere in Saudi Arabia, with Achmed.
Then in (iirc) Malaysia, where he was not allowed to show up with a muslim terrorist puppet, and made him....french. Hehe



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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 7:08 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: quote-no-man-with-a-sense-of-humor-ever-...-83-27.jpg]

I guess when you are fucking 9 year olds you just don't have time to be funny.

It's not the job of a prophet to entertain the people. Most leaders with a sense of humor are creepy, and strangely apathetic, and a prophet being the heart and soul for so many, makes it even harder to form one.
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 7:09 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2018 at 7:10 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
-and yet they never fail to deliver! The job of a "prophet" atlass, is to herd the faithful cattle to slaughter.
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 7:16 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 7:09 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: -and yet they never fail to deliver!  The job of a "prophet" atlass, is to herd the faithful cattle to slaughter.

I take them to be people like Mohammed, Jesus and Moses Peace be Upon Them, who believed in the ending of murder, thievery, the problem of deserted children caused by sex outside of marriage, enforce charity on the rich to feed the poor, all in times where these ideas were very alien to the violence of the dark ages.

We need some of these ideas today to escape the real slaughter we are heading through -a nuclear Holocaust-
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 7:17 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 7:08 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(December 4, 2018 at 12:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: quote-no-man-with-a-sense-of-humor-ever-...-83-27.jpg]

I guess when you are fucking 9 year olds you just don't have time to be funny.

It's not the job of a prophet to entertain the people. Most leaders with a sense of humor are creepy, and strangely apathetic, and a prophet being the heart and soul for so many, makes it even harder to form one.

Exactly Ingersoll's point.

Can you imagine this motherfucker doing stand-up?

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A bar...we don't have bars in Iran."
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 7:23 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 7:16 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(December 4, 2018 at 7:09 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: -and yet they never fail to deliver!  The job of a "prophet" atlass, is to herd the faithful cattle to slaughter.

I take them to be people like Mohammed, Jesus and Moses Peace be Upon Them, who believed in the ending of murder, thievery, the problem of deserted children caused by sex outside of marriage, enforce charity on the rich to feed the poor, all in times where these ideas were very alien to the violence of the dark ages.

We need some of these ideas today to escape the real slaughter we are heading through -a nuclear Holocaust-

Two warlords and the guy who invented hell, lol.
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 7:28 pm
.... and all three as phony as $3 bills.
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 7:44 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 7:16 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(December 4, 2018 at 7:09 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: -and yet they never fail to deliver!  The job of a "prophet" atlass, is to herd the faithful cattle to slaughter.

I take them to be people like Mohammed, Jesus and Moses Peace be Upon Them, who believed in the ending of murder, thievery, the problem of deserted children caused by sex outside of marriage, enforce charity on the rich to feed the poor, all in times where these ideas were very alien to the violence of the dark ages.

We need some of these ideas today to escape the real slaughter we are heading through -a nuclear Holocaust-

Yeah, how's that Mohammed ending murder working out for ya?
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 8:15 pm
(December 4, 2018 at 7:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 4, 2018 at 7:08 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: It's not the job of a prophet to entertain the people. Most leaders with a sense of humor are creepy, and strangely apathetic, and a prophet being the heart and soul for so many, makes it even harder to form one.

Exactly Ingersoll's point.

Can you imagine this motherfucker doing stand-up?

[Image: ayatollah-ruhollah-khomeini-13680544-1-402.jpg]

"Two infidels walk into a bar.....

A bar...we don't have bars in Iran."

He is exactly how you differ between a real prophet and a fake one.
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RE: Kathleen Madigan on Afghanistan
December 4, 2018 at 8:17 pm
Unsurprising.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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