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Yo Mamma's So Fine
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Yo mammas so stupid she thinks Palin would be a good president
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Yo mama's so ugly that it looks like someone high-fived her. In the face. With a table.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Yo mamma so fat when she went to seaworld Shamoo thought his luck was in.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Yo momma so fat and dumb she thinks restoration is a pitstop to the corner grocery.
Theists changing my derision of religion is equivilent to pissing into the wind and expecting not to get wet.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Yo momma's so stupid that I had to carry out involuntary euthanasia on her... Sorry about that.
Cunt
Yo momma so fat she use a mattress as a maxi pad.
Theists changing my derision of religion is equivilent to pissing into the wind and expecting not to get wet.
Yo mommas so fat, when you were born, you were mistaken for a turd.
Yo mammas so fat when she rolls over in bed she gets complaint calls from Earthquake watch.
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. |
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