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It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.

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It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
Erinome Offline
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It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 21, 2011 at 10:20 am
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blog..._blog.html

I put this in Humor, because... well.. it's fucking hilarious!
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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 21, 2011 at 11:58 am
Quote:Harold Camping says end of the world is probably today, Oct. 21, 2011

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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 21, 2011 at 12:32 pm
Camping is a rather silly old twat....of course, he isn't all that different from the rest of the lunatics who think fucking jesus will come riding down from 'heaven" on a white horse.
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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 21, 2011 at 12:36 pm
You guys didn't see the Christians float off into the sky today? I was shooting at them like clay pigeons...
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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 26, 2011 at 10:42 pm
I wish I could convince Camping that the Rapture really did occur... and he got left behind with the atheists.
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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 27, 2011 at 3:13 am
Every now and then I wish that they actually were right and that the rapture was indeed true. Overpopulation would go down, and IQ up, when Scotty (uh, sorry, Jesus) would beam them up, so I don't see a problem with it really.. Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 27, 2011 at 12:18 pm
That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes & aeroplanes..... Lenny Bruce is not afraid!
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 27, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Quote:As for the earthquakes he predicted, he says they came in the form of “man-quakes,” since mankind shook with fear from the Rapture and the book of Genesis describes man as made from dirt.

No, it was everyone shaking from laughter at you and your fellow idiots, Mr. Camping.
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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 27, 2011 at 7:38 pm
This entire page is mostly speculation with sprinkles of real science to give it more of a credible "fear factor", but it's still a fun read and some of them are somewhat plausible. Some are not.

http://www.aquiziam.com/end_of_the_world...tions.html
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RE: It's the End of the World As We Know It... and I feel fine.
October 27, 2011 at 7:41 pm
Why is he getting so much attention?
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Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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