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Busting knuckles
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Broke my little finger once playing touch rugby.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (May 26, 2019 at 11:16 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Anyone else getting greasy this weekend wrenching on something? I make it a point never to do that sort of work, so no. But both hands and forearms are pretty well scarred from careless woodworking. Boru
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(May 26, 2019 at 2:54 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(May 26, 2019 at 2:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Broke my little finger once playing touch rugby. Tackling. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I sliced my finger open pretty good on a serrated Saran-wrap dispenser today.
Very messy.
Nothing today, but I've sure busted 'em in all my years of wrenching on cars, and construction. A couple of the better examples: Mashed a thumb with a 2-pound sledge knocking some concrete foundation forms apart. My eldest son asked, "Why are you saying all those words, daddy?", as I was ionizing the air in the vicinity. I dropped a disc brake rotor mounted in a mandrel, preparing to machine it. It was hot, so I was holding it with shop towels and it got away from me. About 40 pounds of steel on my right big toe. I was set to graduate from the university at the time I bought my last work boots, so I skimped and didn't pay the extra $10 for the safety toe caps. I finished the brake job and then went to the hospital.
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I had so many my injuries my bones must look like a road map by now
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The first time I did that was 20 years ago. I was buying heroin and on my way out, a couple of dudes tried the intercept by syringe method of robbing me. I was in withdrawal and with the score on my pocket. What a nuissance when one just wanted to score in at the next public WC.
So busted my right hand on them, their menacing syringe flew away after a kick. I guess I wasn't so junkie at the time. I had my right hand blacked for like a month, nothing heroin can't make painless. The second time, was 4 years later, when another dude grabbed my GF at the time, to pull her to dance and I intervened. Got a right wing onto my forehead (when you see them coming offer the forehead), and give him mine. This time I was already free of heroin slavery. Sored like a biatch those knucles. For like two months. Now, I am reminded everytime the atmospheric pressure changes. A tiny tingling pain happens whenever the weather changes. RE: Busting knuckles
May 27, 2019 at 8:22 am
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2019 at 8:28 am by onlinebiker.)
My worst one was as a machinist apprentice - I had a free floating drill press fixture grab and spin (850 rpm) and bash the shit out of my left hand. No broken bones - but you can still see the scar - it caught the ring finger and pushed it outwards so hard that the flesh split backwards from the webbing almost an inch to the base knuckle.
Workmans comp for 3 weeks.... Other fun one - stuck my left thumb into a bandsaw blade - cut down to just nicking bone. Taped it up and went to my birthday party. No stitches. Left nice scar. Good party though. Worth the scar. |
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