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Time to embrace The Valkyrie

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Time to embrace The Valkyrie
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 8:01 pm
This is one scary fucking request. 

Can you guarantee that I get to keep most of my parts?
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 8:12 pm
(December 10, 2019 at 7:47 pm)ignoramus Wrote: It’s what I call “sending people to the afterlife”.

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Only in bulk.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 8:16 pm
(December 10, 2019 at 8:01 pm)brewer Wrote: This is one scary fucking request. 

Can you guarantee that I get to keep most of my parts?

There are no guarantees.

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#14
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 8:25 pm
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"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 8:59 pm
How can I, if we don't have a higher quality photo of your Happy Feetz?
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 9:05 pm
Take it on faith?

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 10:34 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2019 at 10:35 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

Yes, the chain mail bikini has to come off.
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 10:46 pm
(December 10, 2019 at 10:34 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

Yes, the chain mail bikini has to come off.

You can take your off if you wish...

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 10, 2019 at 10:53 pm
(December 10, 2019 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 10, 2019 at 8:01 pm)brewer Wrote: This is one scary fucking request. 

Can you guarantee that I get to keep most of my parts?

There are no guarantees.

Then I might need to embrace you with one of these.

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