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Time to embrace The Valkyrie
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 6:39 am
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

You'll excuse me if I decline.  I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. 

I'm getting the same feeling of impending mutilation that I had then.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 8:50 am
(December 11, 2019 at 1:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 10, 2019 at 10:53 pm)brewer Wrote: Then I might need to embrace you with one of these.

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Won’t save you.

Especially if you call me “bitch”.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 2:29 pm
(December 11, 2019 at 8:50 am)brewer Wrote:
(December 11, 2019 at 1:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Won’t save you.

Especially if you call me “bitch”.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm
(December 11, 2019 at 6:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

You'll excuse me if I decline.  I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. 

I'm getting the same feeling of impending mutilation that I had then.

Boru

Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts?
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 2:32 pm
(December 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 11, 2019 at 6:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You'll excuse me if I decline.  I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. 

I'm getting the same feeling of impending mutilation that I had then.

Boru

Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts?

If there isn't, there certainly should be.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 3:01 pm
(December 11, 2019 at 2:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts?

If there isn't, there certainly should be.

Boru

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 3:08 pm
One thing about me is that I give free hugs. It takes effort to get the contrary. :hugs:
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm (This post was last modified: December 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm by GUBU.)
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

Yay! I love embracing!!!!
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 9:44 pm
(December 11, 2019 at 3:08 pm)LastPoet Wrote: One thing about me is that I give free hugs. It takes effort to get the contrary. :hugs:

I give conditional hugs.

I’ll hug you on the condition I don’t have to tell you if you’ll survive it or not beforehand.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 9:53 pm (This post was last modified: December 11, 2019 at 9:53 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Alright I'll embrace you, but you should know beforehand, I'm total nude right now.

This may get weird or arousing or both.
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