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Time to embrace The Valkyrie
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 (December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie! You'll excuse me if I decline. I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. I'm getting the same feeling of impending mutilation that I had then. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (December 11, 2019 at 1:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(December 10, 2019 at 10:53 pm)brewer Wrote: Then I might need to embrace you with one of these. I enjoy a false sense of security.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 (December 11, 2019 at 8:50 am)brewer Wrote:(December 11, 2019 at 1:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Won’t save you. Just like the fly in the spiderweb Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (December 11, 2019 at 6:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie! Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (December 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(December 11, 2019 at 6:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You'll excuse me if I decline. I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. If there isn't, there certainly should be. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(December 11, 2019 at 2:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(December 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts? Everyone needs a hobby. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
One thing about me is that I give free hugs. It takes effort to get the contrary. :hugs:
Pat Mustard
Previous username: GUBU God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers! Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm by Pat Mustard.)
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie! Yay! I love embracing!!!! (December 10, 2019 at 6:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm not dead yet! [/Monty Python] Let me guess, you're just resting.
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli
Home (December 11, 2019 at 3:08 pm)LastPoet Wrote: One thing about me is that I give free hugs. It takes effort to get the contrary. :hugs: I give conditional hugs. I’ll hug you on the condition I don’t have to tell you if you’ll survive it or not beforehand. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 11, 2019 at 9:53 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2019 at 9:53 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Alright I'll embrace you, but you should know beforehand, I'm total nude right now.
This may get weird or arousing or both.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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