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It isn't a matter of hating nature or clocks.

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It isn't a matter of hating nature or clocks.
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It isn't a matter of hating nature or clocks.
May 16, 2020 at 12:25 am (This post was last modified: May 16, 2020 at 12:26 am by Brian37.)
Ever run into someone so happy you want to slap the smile off of their face? Not because you hate them, but because of timing? Ever want to murder every fucking happy cricket or bird in the morning when you are trying to sleep in? No, you don't hate nature, but the timing  sucks?



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RE: It isn't a matter of hating nature or clocks.
May 16, 2020 at 4:44 am
No.

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May 16, 2020 at 6:53 am
(May 16, 2020 at 4:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No.

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This is the humor section.

It is silly sarcasm. So you'v never gotten to a point, even in a sappy movie where you thought to yourself "barf", because the characters were all cutesy?
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May 16, 2020 at 7:01 am (This post was last modified: May 16, 2020 at 7:02 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(May 16, 2020 at 6:53 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 16, 2020 at 4:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No.

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This is the humor section.

It is silly sarcasm. So you'v never gotten to a point, even in a sappy movie where you thought to yourself "barf", because the characters were all cutesy?

I was answering your questions.

I quite like sappy films with cutesy characters.

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May 16, 2020 at 7:07 am
Why hate cocks?
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May 16, 2020 at 7:12 am
(May 16, 2020 at 12:25 am)Brian37 Wrote: Ever run into someone so happy you want to slap the smile off of their face? Not because you hate them, but because of timing? Ever want to murder every fucking happy cricket or bird in the morning when you are trying to sleep in? No, you don't hate nature, but the timing  sucks?




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May 16, 2020 at 7:12 am
(May 16, 2020 at 7:07 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Why hate cocks?

Some people are just insecure, I expect.

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May 16, 2020 at 7:14 am
Ok, to be fair, I used to live with a girl who insisted on my getting up before noon so she could make the bed.  Eventually ended the relationship.

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May 16, 2020 at 7:15 am
(May 16, 2020 at 7:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 16, 2020 at 7:07 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Why hate cocks?

Some people are just insecure, I expect.

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May 16, 2020 at 7:49 am
This is how I really feel. FYI I am the dog in this cartoon. 



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