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"New" Ophiuchus Zodiac sign messing with melons
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"New" Ophiuchus Zodiac sign messing with melons
There are now 13 Signs of the Zodiac, according to the acclaimed UK high-brow newspaper The Sun.  The new one's called Ophiuchus (The Snake Bearer) and throws all the old cutoff points off whack: eg I was a Gemini but am now a Taurus. Reality! My....my...reality! GONE!!!  Hehe
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Oh, those kind of melons. Hehe
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Was a Gemini but are now a Taurus?


That is a downgrade.


From a 2 seat spacecraft to a four seat sedan....
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ug me man but was women now bull rarara Lawz like be bull scrape snort
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Jesus is a Sagittarius still.
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I was the year of the pig.
Fingers crossed I'll be a dragon!




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It isn't like the constellation moved in the sky. Ophiuchus was always in the zodiac.

More relevant, of course, is the procession of the equinoxes: the sun is actually in a different constellation than the astrology buffs think it is.
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I was born under the sign of "Exit"
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(July 17, 2020 at 7:57 am)polymath257 Wrote: It isn't like the constellation moved in the sky. Ophiuchus was always in the zodiac.

More relevant, of course, is the procession of the equinoxes: the sun is actually in a different constellation than the astrology buffs think it is.
Precission.
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Fuck, now I have to get a new chart made from a new age astrologist.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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