Today I found out that removing a puppy from the bottom tray of a dishwasher is fairly difficult. I'll load it when he's asleep next time
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What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
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(August 27, 2020 at 3:34 pm)Theswordismyleopard Wrote: Today I found out that removing a puppy from the bottom tray of a dishwasher is fairly difficult. I'll load it when he's asleep next time Ha! We had grilled t-bones for dinner one evening, and one of the Maltese dogs got up on the door and was licking the juice off the platter. Should have taken a picture, but didn't think of it until later. I guess we could have had a reenactment, but that would be reinforcing behavior that we didn't want. That happened many years ago.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(August 27, 2020 at 4:39 pm)Fireball Wrote:(August 27, 2020 at 3:34 pm)Theswordismyleopard Wrote: Today I found out that removing a puppy from the bottom tray of a dishwasher is fairly difficult. I'll load it when he's asleep next time Our pup (Odin) quite fancied finishing off some mushroom soup, he was stood on the door also
I learned that you're supposed to add a splash of water to scotch, because it brings out the flavors.
(August 27, 2020 at 9:27 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I learned that you're supposed to add a splash of water to scotch, because it brings out the flavors. Please tell me about this "splash". If it's an Islay scotch, I'd suspect that it has to be about 1L of water to 50mL of scotch. >.< I want to get sloshed, not water-logged!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(August 27, 2020 at 3:34 pm)Theswordismyleopard Wrote: Today I found out that removing a puppy from the bottom tray of a dishwasher is fairly difficult. I'll load it when he's asleep next timeVisit family with a young boy once back in the day. I opened the fridge and a kitten fell out. I immediately figured things out. "Ernie Joe, did you put that kitty in the icebox?" "Yeah." "You know it could die in there?" "Then that one will too." And he pointed at the oven.
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RE: What Do You Know Today That You Didn't Know Yesterday?
August 28, 2020 at 5:25 pm
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Grain Belt Premium beer is better than Miller High Life. Although it's possible it's simply closer to fucking water.
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