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I was standing there, hands trembling

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I was standing there, hands trembling
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I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 8:37 am (This post was last modified: November 2, 2011 at 9:02 am by frankiej.)
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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 4:14 pm
WTF??
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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Mother Mary of God! I don't know what to say, except, I recommend Frankie Boyle.

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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 4:40 pm
You know your girlfriend is too young if you have to make choochoo train noises to get your dick in her mouth.
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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 4:45 pm
disturbing.
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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 5:21 pm
(November 2, 2011 at 4:27 pm)JollyForr Wrote: Mother Mary of God! I don't know what to say, except, I recommend Frankie Boyle.

I like that you recommend Frankie Boyle to a Scotsman... He is hilarious. Although, I think Darwinian thinks otherwise... Am I right in thinking that is who hates Frankie Boyle?
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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 5:33 pm (This post was last modified: November 2, 2011 at 5:37 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Oh man, these are bad. But since we're getting into disgusting pedophile jokes...

What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?

Getting the diaper back on.


Oh and a friend of mine used to tell me this one:

My girlfriend said to me, "I know what kind of person you are. You're a pedophile."
I said, "That's an awful big word for an 8 year old."


That first joke reminds me of this one:

My wife came home from work and said, "Honey, take off my blouse," and I did.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt." And I did.
Then she said, "Take off my bra & panties." And I did.
Then she said, "And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're sleeping on the couch."
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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 5:40 pm
DT, the first one made me go "GAH!" Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Didn't help myself in court yesterday.

I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy"
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RE: I was standing there, hands trembling
November 2, 2011 at 6:27 pm
These are horrible

ROFLOL

But I love them. Keep them coming Smile
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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