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Occupy Tatooine
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Occupy Tatooine
November 4, 2011 at 9:13 am
http://deathstarpr.blogspot.com/2011/10/...ly-99.html

Quote:Let's start with the whole "steady" living thing. A "steady" living? Really? Luke's adopted parents OWNED A MOISTURE FARM, which means they create and sell the ONE resource on a desert planet that everyone needs. Owen and Beru Lars might have seemed like simple farmers eking out a difficult existence in harsh conditions, but the reality is they probably made a fortune gouging the natives of credits by hiking water prices whenever they feel like it. Remember how you used to pay $1.50 for a bottle of water but now it's $4 for no reason whatsoever? Blame Owen and Beru.

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RE: Occupy Tatooine
November 4, 2011 at 12:34 pm
Chingiss Khan would so burn Tatooine to the ground.
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RE: Occupy Tatooine
November 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm
There ain't nuthin' on Tatooine to burn. It's a desert.
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RE: Occupy Tatooine
November 4, 2011 at 1:35 pm
(November 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: There ain't nuthin' on Tatooine to burn. It's a desert.

Than we make a glass planet out of it!
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RE: Occupy Tatooine
November 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm
If you want to waste the firepower on a backwater planet. I'm not even that attached to Mos Eisley - and they had a rockin' band.
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RE: Occupy Tatooine
November 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm
(November 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: If you want to waste the firepower on a backwater planet. I'm not even that attached to Mos Eisley - and they had a rockin' band.

The force is very strong with him.
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