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I've been born again.
#1
I've been born again.
It's not the first time, but, this is pure transcendence:



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#2
RE: I've been born again.
Was it a cesarean birth or vaginal birth?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#3
RE: I've been born again.
I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.  Razz
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: I've been born again.
How does one go about being unborn?
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#5
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

Perhaps it has to do with claim of the conservatives that there are Preborn children. So some people get born in pieces through abortion, and they get stitched together and electroshocked into proper birth after which they are born again Christians.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I've been born again.
Little lion man is also a good song.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:43 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

Perhaps it has to do with claim of the conservatives that there are Preborn children. So some people get born in pieces through abortion, and they get stitched together and electroshocked into proper birth after which they are born again Christians.

‘Don’t think for a minute that Republicans care about children - they care about fetuses. If you're pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.’ - George Carlin

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

1st, Peter Fonda tells you he knows what it like to be dead.
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#9
RE: I've been born again.
I remember the first time I heard that song on the radio. I loved it. I pulled over to write down the artists when the DJ named them and downloaded it the moment I got home.
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RE: I've been born again.
My personal opinion: M&S are way over-rated.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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