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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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(December 19, 2023 at 2:56 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: American Jesus Many years ago, I implored my wife to just shoot me, if I ever looked like that. We recently purchased a firearm for her. I'm watching what I eat...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(December 19, 2023 at 2:56 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: American Jesus That’s what happens when you can make your own wine whenever ya want
I think this jebus is making his own Ding Dongs and HoHos.
(December 19, 2023 at 7:12 pm)no one Wrote: I think this jebus is making his own Ding Dongs and HoHos. I doubt he's seen his ding-dong in years, and the ho-hos won't let him near them... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 20, 2023 at 4:49 pm
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2023 at 4:49 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Since the new Jesus remade by DC Comics and James Cameron has failed to draw people to attend mass, the pope has ordered that all paintings of Mary in churches to be repainted to give her large bazoongas.
Again, in churches near you:
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
^^^ Udderly disgusting.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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