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The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 12, 2021 at 11:05 am
Ever just HAD to laugh? Could not stop if they pointed a gun at your head?
.. One of mine...
I was working in a machine shop that specialized in injection molding. We had recently got a new shop foreman - "Crackhead Ted".
He was a halfassed machinist - who I had caught him smoking crack in the bathroom - and turned him in.
They sent him to a "Christian Rehab".
Then they made him foreman.
Don't expect me to explain it. I still don't get it.
..
So - we were on lunch in the break room - five or six guys - and through the window - we could see a woman get out of her car and begin walking up the sidewalk towards the building.
Crackhead Ted quipped - "Who's the snaggly cunt?" (a real charmer, him).
The newest guy in the shop, Marc (a week or two) retorted - "My WIFE".
.....
I busted up. I could not stop laughing at the look on Crackhead's face. The other guys had a time of it, trying not to laugh. Except Crackhead Ted, and Marc.
I still chuckle when I think of it.
He wasn't foreman for long.
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RE: The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 12, 2021 at 11:43 am
It was a monthly employee lunch. Free lunch, prizes, recognition and such.
The GM was reading the employee of the month nominations.
One was from a client; it read in part, how a certain employee went above and beyond. One particular phrase, and I quote "she kept servicing the members."
I lost it.
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RE: The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 12, 2021 at 11:59 am
(February 12, 2021 at 11:43 am)no one Wrote: It was a monthly employee lunch. Free lunch, prizes, recognition and such.
The GM was reading the employee of the month nominations.
One was from a client; it read in part, how a certain employee went above and beyond. One particular phrase, and I quote "she kept servicing the members."
I lost it.
Well yes, Nina Hartley, Asia Carrera did the same. So did John Holmes and Ron Jeremy.
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RE: The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 12, 2021 at 7:19 pm
Psilocybin, nuff said.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 12, 2021 at 7:27 pm
(February 12, 2021 at 7:19 pm)brewer Wrote: Psilocybin, nuff said.
Yup Same, but with an opiated Thai stick. Laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe, then "forgot how to breathe", and passed out. My two college buddies thought it was so funny, that they did the same.
Good times. REALLY good times!
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RE: The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 12, 2021 at 11:33 pm
(February 12, 2021 at 7:27 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (February 12, 2021 at 7:19 pm)brewer Wrote: Psilocybin, nuff said.
Yup Same, but with an opiated Thai stick. Laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe, then "forgot how to breathe", and passed out. My two college buddies thought it was so funny, that they did the same.
Good times. REALLY good times!
Ours started with the campfire farting scene in Blazing Saddles.
Then the witches arrived.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 14, 2021 at 6:02 pm
(This post was last modified: February 14, 2021 at 6:03 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(February 12, 2021 at 11:33 pm)brewer Wrote: (February 12, 2021 at 7:27 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Yup Same, but with an opiated Thai stick. Laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe, then "forgot how to breathe", and passed out. My two college buddies thought it was so funny, that they did the same.
Good times. REALLY good times!
Ours started with the campfire farting scene in Blazing Saddles.
Then the witches arrived.
Did you do 'em?
You know, 'cause they like to ride things?
(The witches...not the farting cowboys.)
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RE: The Time You Could Not Stop Laughing
February 15, 2021 at 8:54 am
(February 14, 2021 at 6:02 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (February 12, 2021 at 11:33 pm)brewer Wrote: Ours started with the campfire farting scene in Blazing Saddles.
Then the witches arrived.
Did you do 'em?
You know, 'cause they like to ride things?
(The witches...not the farting cowboys.)
Absolutely not. They were babbling incoherently with blood dripping from their maws. We only wanted escape. .
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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