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Happy birthday Valk!

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Happy birthday Valk!
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Happy birthday Valk!
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 am
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 am
Happy Birthday!
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 am
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Wow…she’s like, all old and stuff… (But seriously - happiest of birthdays and please don’t hurt me.)

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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 am
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 pm
(November 30, 2025 at 9:27 am)awty Wrote: [Image: R8gHIvk.jpg]

Aww... "Not viewable in my region" It shouldn't be looking at my region!!
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2025 at 4:33 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Happy birthday!

And I hope you celebrate it like a well-behaved young lady.
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 pm
I hope this is your best birthday ever, Valk!
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 pm
Happy birthday.
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 am
Too many birthdays causes ageing!
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RE: Happy birthday Valk!
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 am
(December 2, 2025 at 4:44 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Too many birthdays causes ageing!

Aging is a temporary condition.

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