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Atheist Prayer Line
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Atheist Prayer Line
March 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Atheist Prayer Line: The phone rings, but no one answers.
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RE: Atheist Prayer Line
March 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm
So, no difference between atheist prayer and theist prayer then.
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RE: Atheist Prayer Line
March 3, 2012 at 8:00 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheist Prayer Line
March 3, 2012 at 8:17 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Atheist Prayer Line: The phone rings, but no one answers.

LOL, good one. Either that or someone answers with: "You gotta be shitting me? Get off your ass and do something!"
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RE: Atheist Prayer Line
March 3, 2012 at 8:20 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote: So, no difference between atheist prayer and theist prayer then.

Theists will get the talking clock and have a fifteen minute conversation with it.

Then tell everyone about their revelation.
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RE: Atheist Prayer Line
March 3, 2012 at 8:30 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 8:20 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote: So, no difference between atheist prayer and theist prayer then.

Theists will get the talking clock and have a fifteen minute conversation with it.

Then tell everyone about their revelation.

Atheist: "I'll believe it when I see it."

Theist: "I'll see it when I believe it."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheist Prayer Line
March 4, 2012 at 2:07 am (This post was last modified: March 4, 2012 at 2:08 am by Whateverist.)
(March 3, 2012 at 8:30 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 3, 2012 at 8:20 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote: So, no difference between atheist prayer and theist prayer then.

Theists will get the talking clock and have a fifteen minute conversation with it.

Then tell everyone about their revelation.

Atheist: "I'll believe it when I see it."

Theist: "I'll see it when I believe it."

Heh, heh, heh. Very kudos-worthy.
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RE: Atheist Prayer Line
March 4, 2012 at 2:18 am
I always had an atheist prayer that went like this...

Dear Jesus, please protect me from your followers and keep them far away from me.
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