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shell b
#31
RE: shell b
(April 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Can you rub my back too? I just want an apology. I didnt do anything wrong and she has been a bitch ever since.

I'll rub anything you fucking want darlin'.

I doubt you'll be receiving that apology though. Just a hunch.
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#32
RE: shell b
(April 1, 2012 at 6:04 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Can you rub my back too? I just want an apology. I didnt do anything wrong and she has been a bitch ever since.

I'll rub anything you fucking want darlin'.

I doubt you'll be receiving that apology though. Just a hunch.

Fucking a-right she won't. I apologize when I do something wrong, not when some delusion twat with the IQ of a vacuum cleaner imagines some wrong that is not there.

Cinjin, I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I am also very cheap and careful with money, so it's on me too. What a headache. A catfight, of all things. *facepalm*
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#33
RE: shell b
(April 1, 2012 at 6:04 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Can you rub my back too? I just want an apology. I didnt do anything wrong and she has been a bitch ever since.

I'll rub anything you fucking want darlin'.

I doubt you'll be receiving that apology though. Just a hunch.

Thanks. Big Grin Im figuring that out now.
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#34
RE: shell b
Caution Drama Queen
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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#35
RE: shell b
(April 1, 2012 at 6:02 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Thanks. Big Grin Im figuring that out now.

Took ya long enough, tits.
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#36
RE: shell b
Well, there's nothing this lumberjack can do. But I can build a large wall made of trees....[Chop! Chop! Chop!] It's gonna end one way or another! [Chop!]
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#37
RE: shell b
Don't feel bad, Ace. I'm not one for mending bridges if I don't fucking care if someone likes me. I would just as soon let her work herself into a silly little tizzy and help her along the way. Wink I'm a sweetheart like that.
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#38
RE: shell b
Fuck you! Im sick of this shit! Sad
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#39
RE: shell b
(April 1, 2012 at 6:17 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Fuck you! Im sick of this shit! Sad

Deep breaths.
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#40
RE: shell b
(April 1, 2012 at 6:17 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Fuck you! Im sick of this shit! Sad

Don't make me sit on you.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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