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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm
(March 22, 2013 at 4:51 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Also, this reminds me of something from a story I've been reading:
Huh... Lovecraft did porn stories. Who knew?
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 4:55 pm
That's not even worth joking as Lovecraft. The man was nothing if not scholarly with his language.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 5:03 pm
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 8:26 pm
(March 22, 2013 at 4:55 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: That's not even worth joking as Lovecraft. The man was nothing if not scholarly with his language.
I was thinking of the "ves! VES! VUAGAHAA!" part. I suppose it's not quite "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" but it's got a bit of flavor all its own.
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 8:54 pm
what is the most disgusting thing you ever witnessed?
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 9:41 pm
(March 22, 2013 at 8:54 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: what is the most disgusting thing you ever witnessed?
Well, I was just talking about it. But if Fanfiction.net doesn't count, would Salo count?
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 22, 2013 at 10:37 pm
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 23, 2013 at 3:08 am
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(March 22, 2013 at 8:54 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: what is the most disgusting thing you ever witnessed?
A bitch having the lights in her eyes burned away with a heated fire-stoker.
Granted, my understanding of 'disgusting' is probably a little different from yours.
(March 22, 2013 at 10:37 pm)Justtristo Wrote: I have often thought of the men's penis as a potential weapon, but have not thought of the same for semen.
Just keep that semen out of your eyes, it's not supposed to go in them 
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 23, 2013 at 10:06 am
OK 
Running away
NOW! 
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RE: Semen, the New Weapon
March 23, 2013 at 10:36 am
First comment asked the question I wanted to know: How much do you have to cum to fill a squirt gun? I mean, even if both of them are pouring their own semen into the gun, at tops a guy is going to produce 10ml at a time. I have to imagine squirt guns hold way more than that. Did they both spend weeks pouring their ejaculate directly into the squirt gun?
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