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Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 2:10 am
To those who fail to glorify his name, god says:
"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"
Malachi 2:1-3 [KJV]
Oh that's right, it's a metaphor, it's a parable, it's symbolic, it's taken out of context, things were different in those days, we cannot understand the ways of god, it's all for the best...
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 2:16 am
Love it
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 2:23 am
(November 29, 2009 at 2:10 am)Joe Bloe Wrote: To those who fail to glorify his name, god says:
"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"
Malachi 2:1-3 [KJV]
Oh that's right, it's a metaphor, it's a parable, it's symbolic, it's taken out of context, things were different in those days, we cannot understand the ways of god, it's all for the best...
But after all this time: shit is still shit.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 5:31 am
Meh... you missed off the first line: "And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you."
..not that I don't think you deserve dung wiped on your faces
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 6:28 am
As fr0d0 says, spreading shit on people's faces is not always a bad idea, but this corrupting of seed sounds a bit nasty to me. Any guesses as to precisely what it means?
Only sheep need a shepherd.
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 6:33 am
(November 29, 2009 at 5:31 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Meh... you missed off the first line: "And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you."
Ah well that's all right then - as long as it's the priests copping the shit, the rest of us have nothing to worry about. Praise the Lord...
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 9:12 am
(November 29, 2009 at 6:28 am)Pope Alfred Wrote: As fr0d0 says, spreading shit on people's faces is not always a bad idea, but this corrupting of seed sounds a bit nasty to me. Any guesses as to precisely what it means?
Some versions of the bible interpret it as "I will rebuke your offspring". The Good News Bible says it means "I will punish your children".
So the priests commit the sin and God punishes somebody else! Just as well we don't use the bible as our moral guide these days.
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 9:38 am
(This post was last modified: November 29, 2009 at 9:41 am by Purple Rabbit.)
(November 29, 2009 at 6:28 am)Pope Alfred Wrote: As fr0d0 says, spreading shit on people's faces is not always a bad idea, but this corrupting of seed sounds a bit nasty to me. Any guesses as to precisely what it means? I reckon it means messing up the DNA to bring kid cancer in the world as a means of purification. Nice chap, that one. Never liked the bloke, the one that does not exist.
(November 29, 2009 at 9:12 am)Joe Bloe Wrote: (November 29, 2009 at 6:28 am)Pope Alfred Wrote: As fr0d0 says, spreading shit on people's faces is not always a bad idea, but this corrupting of seed sounds a bit nasty to me. Any guesses as to precisely what it means?
Some versions of the bible interpret it as "I will rebuke your offspring". The Good News Bible says it means "I will punish your children".
So the priests commit the sin and God punishes somebody else! Just as well we don't use the bible as our moral guide these days. Oh it's a moral guide allright giving way to various moral perversions we don't want.
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 9:57 am
Only sheep need a shepherd.
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RE: Yahweh
November 29, 2009 at 10:26 am
There's perversion going on here all right only we disagree on it's origin
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