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Bibles Vs. Direct Observation
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(July 9, 2013 at 9:28 pm)Michael Schubert Wrote: I am looking at the Holy Bible's chapter on Genesis, and I am quite bewildered by this opening paragraph: Friend, I think God is omnipotent and omnipresent. Well, he probably has the power to actually take the mind of someone to that time, so that they can perhaps observe as though they were there. Perhaps he has just stopped time, and opened up another dimension in which he performed the same thing with the writer being present, of course, by seeing God, he died, and then was resurrected and then woke up from it as though it was nothing but a heavenly vision in his own timescale. Could have happened, yes? Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti? (July 16, 2013 at 8:55 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: Friend, I think God is omnipotent and omnipresent. Well, he probably has the power to actually take the mind of someone to that time, so that they can perhaps observe as though they were there. Perhaps he has just stopped time, and opened up another dimension in which he performed the same thing with the writer being present, of course, by seeing God, he died, and then was resurrected and then woke up from it as though it was nothing but a heavenly vision in his own timescale. RE: Bibles Vs. Direct Observation
July 17, 2013 at 12:29 am
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(July 16, 2013 at 8:28 pm)Dionysius Wrote: Miracle: Ok, so we're going to ignore the primary definition given for the word miracle: Quote:an extraordinary event manifesting divine intervention in human affairs I'm fine with that for the moment. Let's go with the secondary definition you chose. Does that mean that my winning the lottery, or finishing my novel and getting published to well-deserved critical acclaim, would also be a miracle? Or maybe something less dramatic but no less significant, such as overcoming some life changing disability against all the odds? How about surviving a fall from tremendous height after a parachute failure? This is what I meant by a bastardisation of the word until it becomes less miraculous and increasingly mundane. However, since the actual existence of several of your roll-call cast is questionable at best, whether or not the term "miracle" can be applied to what you describe, using either definition, becomes decidedly moot.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Quote:In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. Shit. I wonder where the goat fuckers in Canaan got that idea from? Quote:Nu was the name of the dark, swirling chaos before the beginning of time. Quote:Perhaps he has just stopped time, and opened up another dimension in which he performed the same thing with the writer being present, of course, by seeing God, he died, and then was resurrected and then woke up from it as though it was nothing but a heavenly vision in his own timescale. And perhaps it is just bullshit written down by primitive men who didn't know what the fuck they were talking about? Quote:Could have happened, yes? Be serious. (July 17, 2013 at 12:29 am)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, so we're going to ignore the primary definition given for the word It seems like your beef is with the publishers. (July 17, 2013 at 12:29 am)Stimbo Wrote: I'm fine with that for the moment. Let's go with the secondary definition you chose. Does that mean that my winning the lottery, or finishing my novel and getting published to well-deserved critical acclaim, would also be a miracle? Or maybe something less dramatic but no less significant, such as overcoming some life changing disability against all the odds? How about surviving a fall from tremendous height after a parachute failure? This is what I meant by a bastardisation of the word until it becomes less miraculous and increasingly mundane. The hypotheticals you describe could certainly be considered, miraculous. In terms of your argumentation over the degradation of miraculous - well that certainly seems to fit with the big picture... entropy. (July 17, 2013 at 12:29 am)Stimbo Wrote: However, since the actual existence of several of your roll-call cast is questionable at best, whether or not the term "miracle" can be applied to what you describe, using either definition, becomes decidedly moot. That would be a matter of opinion. And since opinion and the minds which develop them also fall prey to the phenomena of degradation it would seem only natural that you feel as you do.
"This time the bullet cold rocked ya a yellow ribbon instead of a swastika?" -RATM
(July 9, 2013 at 10:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm always amused when idiot xtians claim that man cannot "know" about the big bang because no one was there.... and then in the next breath trot out this silly genesis shit. We're just pointing out that you do the same things we do and so, by logic of Tu Quoque, justify our own faith. You see, you believe in the conclusions of science. These are beliefs that result from observations followed by hypothesis to explain and predict these observations followed by the gathering of data and testing of the hypothesis followed by rigorous peer review designed to ferret out faulty reasoning and fraudulent claims in a self-correcting process that seeks to follow facts to whatever conclusions they may lead to. We, on the other hand, believe in the sacred proclamations of ancient goat herders who claimed to speak for God and then we look for cherry picked data that could be interpreted to confirm their assertions and, when we can't find any, seek to re-interpret the passages as some kind of obtuse metaphor that coincides with modern science and then congratulate said ancient goat herders for knowing all along what science has only recently discovered. You see. Same thing. Glory!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: (July 17, 2013 at 9:22 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:(July 9, 2013 at 10:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm always amused when idiot xtians claim that man cannot "know" about the big bang because no one was there.... and then in the next breath trot out this silly genesis shit. YHWH is the way!
"This time the bullet cold rocked ya a yellow ribbon instead of a swastika?" -RATM
(July 17, 2013 at 9:25 am)Dionysius Wrote:(July 17, 2013 at 9:22 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: We're just pointing out that you do the same things we do and so, by logic of Tu Quoque, justify our own faith. I call them ancient charlatans, lol. (July 17, 2013 at 3:21 pm)Michael Schubert Wrote: I call them ancient charlatans, lol. Any relation to the great composer by the same name? Indirect, obviously, since he never had any children I'm aware of from his bio.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: |
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