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Alincolnism?
Mothonis Offline
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Alincolnism?
October 29, 2013 at 10:13 pm
A certain coward on the forums had this on his profile. i was woundering if anyboudy had seen this.

https://www.facebook.com/alincolnism
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RE: Alincolnism?
October 29, 2013 at 10:42 pm
I have no idea whose this is, but I hope it's not because they have a sincere belief.

Good joke though.

As was this.
Quote:A dog limps into a saloon, holding one leg off the ground gingerly, and says, "I'm lookin' for the man... who shot my paw"

Hilarious


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RE: Alincolnism?
October 29, 2013 at 10:45 pm
Its a ridiculous parady of atheism.it completly fails on all levels.
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RE: Alincolnism?
October 29, 2013 at 11:55 pm
Too bad no one could shoot fucking jesus in the head!
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RE: Alincolnism?
October 30, 2013 at 12:04 am
Time for bed, me thinks. I read the thread title as 'Alcoholism?'
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RE: Alincolnism?
October 30, 2013 at 2:17 am
(October 29, 2013 at 10:13 pm)victor4128 Wrote: A certain coward on the forums had this on his profile. i was woundering if anyboudy had seen this.

https://www.facebook.com/alincolnism

Yeah it's epic!

I was really loving it til I got banned from Farcebook .
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RE: Alincolnism?
October 30, 2013 at 1:40 pm
I guess they're trying to be a poe, possibly over that claim that there's more historical evidence for Jesus than Abe Lincoln.
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RE: Alincolnism?
October 30, 2013 at 3:24 pm (This post was last modified: October 30, 2013 at 3:25 pm by Faith No More.)
I don't get it. Was this supposed to be funny?

I get the feeling that Christians are trying to mock atheists, but it's so poorly done that I can't be sure. Instead of being a parody of atheists, it's a parody of the straw-atheists religious people see in their head.

Christians should just abstain from attempting to be funny. Jesus sucks the humor out of everything.
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RE: Alincolnism?
October 30, 2013 at 3:39 pm
(October 30, 2013 at 3:24 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I don't get it. Was this supposed to be funny?

I get the feeling that Christians are trying to mock atheists, but it's so poorly done that I can't be sure. Instead of being a parody of atheists, it's a parody of the straw-atheists religious people see in their head.

Christians should just abstain from attempting to be funny. Jesus sucks the humor out of everything.

When they can produce a photo of christ and some of his handwriting they can compare the two.



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RE: Alincolnism?
October 30, 2013 at 3:48 pm
(October 30, 2013 at 3:39 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: When they can produce a photo of christ and some of his handwriting they can compare the two.
Yeah, cause no one existed before the invention of cameras.

I wouldn't say the page is accurate for atheists in general, but it's spot-on regarding mythers. That's pretty much how they come across.
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