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Jesus is ______.
Zen Badger Offline
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#51
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 8:25 am
A raptor, and you can't prove he wasn't.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#52
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 8:26 am
Hungry for BRAAAINS
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#53
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 9:35 am
(November 11, 2013 at 8:25 am)Zen Badger Wrote: A raptor, and you can't prove he wasn't.

He went extinct for our sins.
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#54
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 11:50 am
A merchandising entrepeneur's wet dream.

What a silly web site. I see the wags are frustrating the true believers there, though...always good for laughs.
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#55
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 12:14 pm
.....an Arab
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#56
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 12:25 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 3:02 am)FallentoReason Wrote: Lion is really enjoying himself. Not sure if trolling or serious though..

I'm sure he believes all the silly shit he writes. A low double-digit IQ will do that to you!
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#57
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 2:12 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(November 11, 2013 at 3:02 am)FallentoReason Wrote: Lion is really enjoying himself. Not sure if trolling or serious though..

I'm sure he believes all the silly shit he writes. A low double-digit IQ will do that to you!

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#58
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 2:18 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 2:12 pm)apophenia Wrote:
(November 11, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm sure he believes all the silly shit he writes. A low double-digit IQ will do that to you!

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Oh apo, never underestimate human stupidity.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#59
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 2:23 pm
(November 11, 2013 at 2:18 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(November 11, 2013 at 2:12 pm)apophenia Wrote: [Travis, the hero, gets a bunt.]


Oh apo, never underestimate human stupidity.

"Many much-learned men have no intelligence."

~ Democritus
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#60
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 11, 2013 at 4:46 pm
Jesus is King of Kings
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