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Jesus is ______.
Lemonvariable72 Offline
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#161
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 8:46 pm (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 8:46 pm by Lemonvariable72.)
(November 12, 2013 at 4:11 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Is there an image, Lemon?

No.
(November 12, 2013 at 3:39 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(November 11, 2013 at 1:23 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://jesus-is.org/

Please write what you filled in the blank, below.
Have fun, I wrote jesus s coming.

Jesus is punchin' bitches in the cooter because THAT'S HOW HE ROLLS.

Jesus is badass then
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#162
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 8:55 pm
...my Salvation.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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#163
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 12, 2013 at 9:05 pm
(November 12, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Polaris Wrote: ...my Salvation.

Jesus is a suggestively shaped tongue.

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#164
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 11:50 am
Jesus is embarrassed.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#165
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 11:59 am
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#166
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 12:06 pm (This post was last modified: November 13, 2013 at 12:07 pm by Angrboda.)
(November 13, 2013 at 11:59 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Esq, NS! FTW! Sad

Ftfy.
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Lemonvariable72 Offline
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RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Jesus is ashamed of some of the christians on atheistforums.org
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#168
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm
Jesus is the 6th most popular boys name in mexico.

http://www.babycenter.com/0_most-common-...0341179.bc



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#169
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 3:26 pm
...Lord and Savior.
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#170
RE: Jesus is ______.
November 13, 2013 at 4:08 pm
Jesus is fucking Christ.
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