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Saving my hymen for Jesus

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Saving my hymen for Jesus
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Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 15, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Where do they find these people?


http://www.youtube.com/user/broadcomedy#...0OcqKu6Wi0
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Listening to that song, it reminds me a lot of this scene from Xavier Renegade Angel.
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 16, 2010 at 1:16 am
Ugh.
As someone who likes music, I can't listen to that for too long. Although abstinence is cool.
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 16, 2010 at 2:09 am
Ugh...

I agree with Pippy above except as to abstinence being cool.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 16, 2010 at 8:55 pm
I have extra freckles you can have...
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 16, 2010 at 9:51 pm
(March 16, 2010 at 8:55 pm)Pippy Wrote: I have extra freckles you can have...

Can I remove them from you myself... or will I just get to apply them? Smile
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 17, 2010 at 6:40 am
Genius.

"No-one's munching on this muffin"

Brill piss take.

BTW Pip no one wants to see your freckle.

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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 17, 2010 at 2:17 pm
(March 16, 2010 at 1:16 am)Pippy Wrote: Ugh.
As someone who likes music, I can't listen to that for too long. Although abstinence is cool.

Abstinence is about as cool as a stale bologna sandwich.
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 17, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Abstinence is way cool. Ever tried it Tav?
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RE: Saving my hymen for Jesus
March 19, 2010 at 6:01 am
(March 17, 2010 at 7:23 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Abstinence is way cool. Ever tried it Tav?

I did.

Worst five minutes of my life.
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