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The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 12, 2014 at 7:17 pm
Or, how about some medieval Franco-German history branded as Jideoni-Charlemagne?
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 12, 2014 at 10:30 pm
Or there could be a Star Wars character by the name of Jedi Jideoni.

Or perhaps a line of lunch meats under the monicker Oscar Mayer Jideoni Baloni.

Or just stay with his current line of product, Jideoni's Snakeoil and Religulous Elixer specializing in touting the obvious.
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 8:33 am
You guys are deuced scared of a superior philosophy.

No wonder you have been plotting how to oust me off this forum, instead of striving to see how the forum can be upgraded to Universal Religion forum.

I wonder why you people have not been keyed up to hear me disprove your 'no-god' stance.

At any rate, I am coming up with the mortal shot at your Atheistic bulldog any time from now,

I am optimistic that almost all of you on board will hastily beat a hasty retreat from your godless path, and experience unqualified peace of mind accordingly.
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 8:38 am
Can't take this post seriously unless you tell us what we can learn from Jideoni-Charles today.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 9:20 am
(February 13, 2014 at 8:33 am)jideoni charles Wrote: At any rate, I am coming up with the mortal shot at your Atheistic bulldog any time from now,

All of these sexual metaphors are starting to turn me on.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 12:37 pm
soooooooo, skimming the thread, is this an opportunity to collect a trunk box of $10 million in gold

or, to learn the secrets of getting into bed with 300 women over the next year? (oooh, oooh! I know the answer to this one! Pick me!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!)

What's love got to do with it?
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 12:38 pm
Learn from Jideoni-Charles how yo make jigga jig with many beautiful lady's!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 12:43 pm
Jideoni-Charles -- I want to git jigga jig (I believe that is the correct technical term) with many beautiful ladies!

What do I need to do, besides move out of my mom's basement, take a shower more than once a week, stop bumming off friends for beer money, become a doctor, make $500k per annum and quit saying "duuuuuuudddddddddddeeeee" every other word? And the porn! Stop with the porn already! You're going to break something young man!
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 12:50 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 9:47 am)jideoni charles Wrote: Learn more from Jideoni-Charles to become religiously irreligious.

Is that anything like being stupidly stupidless?
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RE: The Bible - Useless And Irreleva
February 13, 2014 at 12:51 pm
(February 13, 2014 at 8:33 am)jideoni charles Wrote: You guys are deuced scared of a superior philosophy.

No wonder you have been plotting how to oust me off this forum, instead of striving to see how the forum can be upgraded to Universal Religion forum.

I wonder why you people have not been keyed up to hear me disprove your 'no-god' stance.

At any rate, I am coming up with the mortal shot at your Atheistic bulldog any time from now,

I am optimistic that almost all of you on board will hastily beat a hasty retreat from your godless path, and experience unqualified peace of mind accordingly.

The most fascinating thing about all of the batshit nutters that come here with their "new philosophy" is that they all think they're unique.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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